mutelunatic: ([sidelook] side eyeing you so hard)
chell ([personal profile] mutelunatic) wrote2012-05-26 01:11 am
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IC CONTACT

 

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BEEP"

 
 
IC CONTACT FOR CHELL
capable of receiving: video, voice, and text (BUT SHE WILL ONLY RESPOND IN TEXT GO FIGURE)

testgasm: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="relicfragments"> (lookin good babe)

[VOICE] IT'S LIKE HE KEEPS FORGETTING HE'S NOT DONE TALKING

[personal profile] testgasm 2012-06-03 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you--do you think I asked to be like this do you think I sat down with the engineers and said HEY I want to be the biggest sodding idiot the world has ever seen? Do you think I said OH, WAIT before you finish, please hardwire me to DESTROY EVERYTHING I TOUCH, I'd really appreciate it? Do you think I asked for that? BECAUSE I DIDN'T.

[oh my god is he crying]

And now I'm stuck in this horrible body that doesn't want to do anything but leak and the transfer didn't work so you know what? You win! The end. I am...suitably punished. You can give my cube back and leave me alone.

[click]
Edited 2012-06-03 23:47 (UTC)